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  1. Trebor Ironwolfe

    Trebor Ironwolfe Member

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    Jack recently left Monria to pick up his old pal Yee, and fortunately for us, Jack was willing to share the highlights of his trip. Jack has a very hard time expressing his thoughts into human language so he handed me an old shoe full of pictures and... well....... I'll just give you the jest of what he was trying to say:

    In this first photo, Jack says something like "This place smells of home".... I think he said "home"..


    JUST-LIKE-HOME.jpg

    Here Jack shows his buddy Yee all the moves... perhaps too many of them..


    KEEPIN IT REAL WIT MY BOY YEE -1.jpg
    KEEPIN IT REAL WIT MY BOY YEE -2.jpg
    KEEPIN IT REAL WIT MY BOY YEE -3.jpg
    KEEPIN IT REAL WIT MY BOY YEE -4.jpg


    Jack says Yee magically disappeared so he made a new friend. He said she was "very nice". Or maybe it was "delicious".. I can't always be certain..


    FOMA-MY-NEW-FRIEND-1.jpg
    FOMA-MY-NEW-FRIEND-2.jpg
    FOMA-MY-NEW-FRIEND-3.jpg
    FOMA-MY-NEW-FRIEND-4.jpg


    Ummmm OOOOK THEN.. that's probably a good place to end this set...

    ...Actually there's just one more left that he gave me anyway.., said something like "indoor mining mean indoor mining". ...whatever that means...



    LEAVING FOMA -WOOPS.jpg
    GOTTA STAY PROTECTED.jpg



    ....COMING SOON....
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    ...remember to always use protection!
     
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    OMG Trebor, i think you mad... and:
    1. Yes i mean it
    2. Yes ME says this to you
    3. Who is this sofa? i think i know him.
     
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    DarkMoonEnigma Connecting Moon Dots Staff Member Moderator Community Manager Monria Media Team MCAT Team Member

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    That is no place on Monria that I know of, unless there are secret places hidden in the mountainside. Maybe what's being reconstructed in the mountain cave next to the Hub? That aside, you are definitely troubled Trebor. :rolleyes:
     
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    i think he found the subway...
     
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    I gotta a feeling Jack is gonna be a bit too devious for me to handle very long... he makes the others look like normal upstanding citizens. Oh and btw tell Sofacrates I said hello..
     
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    Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you, Little Buddy!! Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a f@$#%d up friend, just as ive done. I dont care if u lick windows, or interfere with farm animals. You hang in there cup cake, your f@$%&#g special to me, your my friend, look at you smiling right now, you crayon eating bastard you.:eek:rder:countingto3
     
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    Kendra Moon Marketer and Virtual shopper Staff Member Moderator Official Moon Shopper Monria Media Team

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    Lol you're completely mental! I love it:bronco::loco
     
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